Die beiden bösesten (aber gerechten) Album-Kritiken aus dem aktuellen NME:

Nickelback – The Long Road: “If I was in Nickelback – and I’m on my knees thanking Christ every single day of my fucking life that I’m not – i would cut off my balls so I couldn’t breed. Just an idea, lads. 0/10”

Mariah Carey – The Remixes: “If this useless, sag-titted old witch were any more ugly she’d be suitable for circus duty. As it is, she’s barely worth a bullet. The least necessary album in the world – evah! 0/10”